How to know you are in Seminole County by Sara Tusek

Here are three surefire signs you are in Seminole County.

Number one, there is always junk on the road.

Dead, bloated armadillo, half-squashed, next to palm fronds.

Number two, former Northerners are all around.

When it’s cold, they wear hats.

Number three, there’s no beach.

No coast, no beach.

No sea water.

No sand.

Sorry!

--10 February 2016